Full Name : Alex Britney Spears
Age : 18!!
Hobbies : Romantic walks on the beach , stalking pop stars , suffering
at OCB , collecting bottlecaps , writing best selling novels , going clubbing , flamanco dancing on the weekends , yoga instructor
, looking at bunny penises.
Likes : BSB!!!! Justin Timberlake naked. , ice cream , skanky clothing
, making out with people all the time , boys who closely resemble dinosaurs , cheese , all pop music and i mean ALL.
Dislikes : Being at VA in a house with many unbalanced people , boys cheating on her , other girls
trying to get with her ex , when someone starts stealing her spotlight at Rock Jungle , when people tell her all about how
they have sex all the time , going to Hanson concerts with Gina and propelling stuffed animals onstage...
One word to describe her : Crunk
Favorite Band : Backstreet Boys
Favorite Song : Anything by Dwight Yoakem
Favorite animal : camel
Favorite Hanson : Taylor's penis
Favorite Moffatt : Clint
Marital Status : Alex is dating the lead singer of a band called The Sly Caps.
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