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Sighs of relief were heard from the two cars that had just pulled up at "Serendipity" , in
Virginia Beach.
"Yaaay we're here!!!" Gina yelled , she jumped out of
Pam's gold mustang and ran to the front door , throwing herself at it repeatedly until Pam gave her the key to open it. Jenn
collapsed on the floor as soon as she stepped inside the door , and everyone basically just stepped over her.
" Wow , this is a nice house" Alex said , kicking Tia in the face as she tried
to run past Alex to get a room.
" Yeah Alex , nice if your
a Buddhist" Gina said as she appeared next to Alex holding a Buddha statue.
"haha , let me see that" Alex reached over to take the Buddha , but Gina bit her hand.
"Dude...Alex , I'm sorry , I dont know what came over me" Gina said apoligetically.
"It's okay , probobly just the long car ride is taking
it's toll on you" Alex said , quickly moving away from Gina.
Everyone
started unpacking then decided to go to the beach....
" Gina...Jenn...umm...do
you realize your taking the Buddha statue to the beach..?" Pam asked , Jenn and Gina looked at Pam innocently...
"Whatever do you mean Pam?" Jenn said smiling.
" Guys you can totally see its head poking out of your beach bag" Alex said.
"RUN JENN!"
Gina
and Jenn made a run for the beach , as eveyrone else just stared at them. By the time they got there , Gina and Jenn looked
like they were up to something, The beach was mostly empty besides about 3 guys to the far left of them , and 4 more
to the right.
" Hey ALEX!!! Come over here!!!" Gina yelled
, waving her over.
Alex knew they were up to something , and
she knew going over there would probobly bring her extreme embaressment and shame...but...if she didn't go , Gina would probobly
continously yell her name for hours.
She cautiously walked
over to where Jenn , Gina , and Buddha were sitting.
" What's
up guys?"
" You wanna come out in the ocean with us?" Jenn
asked
" I dont know....the waves look kinda har-" Alex
was cut off as Jenn picked her up , threw her over her shoulder and ran out into the ocean.
" JENN !!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!!!!" Alex screamed as Jenn put her down then pulled her farther
in.
" Nothing Al , OKAY GINA!!!!" Jenn yelled , waving at
Gina.
" Okay Alex , now listen , do as I say , or I kill
you ....as soon as I go in , start flapping your arms around and jumping okay?? Me and Gina will take care of the rest...its
a game...me and Gina invented it..ok??" Jenn ordered , running in before Alex could answer.
Alex wondered what they were up to....Gina and Jenn were staring at her expectantly...so she
decided to just humor them.
"stupid insane freaks" she muttered
as she flapped around and jumped in the water.
" O GOD MY
FRIEND IS DROWNING !! SHES NEVER BEEN TO THE OCEAN BEFORE !! HELP!!!! " Gina screamed , walking directly infront of the four
guys to the right. One of them jumped up and dived in , swimming to Alex.
" Hey , are you okay? " he asked , pulling her into shore.
" Yeah im okay , thanks......JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE" Alex's eyes widened.
"SMILE!" Jenn snapped a picture and scurried off.
"
Gee thanks , I dont know what i woulda done if you wouldnt have saved my friend- frickin EH!!! Justin Timberlake , dammit
, you're alittle bitch you know that? " Gina was cut off as Jenn covered her mouth with her hand and dragged her away.
" So....I guess you know I'm Justin...."
" Yeah...I'm Alex , but you can call me Britney..I mean Al , i mean..shit.." Alex wanted to bang
her head off the nearest solid object. Luckily Gina saved her from embaressment.
"Look Justin , if you wanna fight we'll fight" Gina said , setting Buddha down between her and Justin.
" Um...why does your friend want to fight me?" Justin asked
Alex , as Gina circled around him punching the air.
" Uhh...she's
on some medications...they make her a little...weird..sometimes" Alex explained.
"Um..excuse me...do you have the time? " a boy asked Gina.
"Do I look like I have a watch on? " Gina said
"yeah..." the boy held up her wrist...which her watch was on.
"shit...HEY your Taylor Hanson! " Gina said glaring at him.
" yeah I am , are you a fan? " he asked with a smile.
"
NO" Gina stomped away and pouted next to Buddha.
" She's lying
, she's your biggest fan , she;s just mad that you got married" Alex explained.
" that was all a big rumour anyway , i wouldnt be stupid enough to marry natalie , that stupid slut "
Taylor said.
" Taylor , leave Alex alone PLEASE " Gina said
pulling him away from her.
Gina and taylor dissapeared for
about 20 minutes , while Alex and Justin enjoyed each other's company and had intellectual conversations about pop music ,
Jenn humped Lance's leg , and the rest of the girls went back to the house , cause frankly , mostly everyone hated each other
from the car ride down anyways..
Alex and Justin were enjoying
the sunset over the ocean together when suddenly a boat appeared in the water right by the shoreline , two people dressed
as lobsters were rowing it.
The first lobster nudged the
second one " go on Taylor"
Suddenly the all familar song
from The Little Mermaid was being sung by the lobster.
"
Sha la la la la My oh my , kiss the girl , waaaa waa"
" oh.my.god."
alex sighed and buried her head in her hands.
" your friends
are a little....weird.." Justin said , watching the two lobsters boat get turned over by a wave.
"yeah...and embaressing.."
" DONT SAY I NEVER DID ANYTHING FOR YOU ALEX!!!!" the first lobster yelled as it tried to stand up in the waves but
kept falling over. The second lobster was trying to help her but she kept kicking him in the groin.
" BACK OFF BLONDIE!!!!"
The
lobsters continued to fight it out in the water , and Justin and Alex decided to call it quits for the night , since all romantic
notions were ruined by the rantings and screams coming from the lobsters.
"Well Alex , it was super kool hanging out with you today , how about we do somethin tommorrow? " Justin T. asked ,
as they stood on Alex's doorstep.
"Sure , you can come by
whenever" Alex agreed.
Justin smiled.
Alex smiled back.
Justin
started to slowly lean in.
"GOD DAMMIT ZAC!!! " the door
flew open. Jenn came out dragging Zac Hanson out by his ponytail.
" I'm sorry , I just wanted to see if Taylor was still here , I didnt mean to trip over the statue thingy" he stammered.
" You dont wanna FUCK with Buddha Zac! Cause Buddha will
FUCKING KILL YOU!" Jenn yelled at him , flipping her hair over her shoulder and slamming the door on him. He looked at Alex
and Justin and offered a small smile. Just then , two people in dripping wet lobster costumes came stumbling up the driveway.
" Look Taylor , this is obviously your fault , if we would
have used a yacht , the boat wouldnt have tipped"
" How can
they hear us if we're on a yacht!? "
" Loudspeakers you ass"
" I'm sorry Gina"
" Eat me"
" Taylor....what the
hell are you doing?" Zac asked.
Alex sighed , feeling a urge
to viciously kill Gina , Jenn and the two Hanson boys.
"well
I guess I'll see you tommorrow Alex" Justin gave her a small peck on the cheek , then walked away...across the street and
into that house.
" Hey Big Al..sooo....did you get your first
kiss!!??" Gina exclaimed , jumping up and down.
" NO! " Alex
said glaring at Gina. But seeing the sad look on Gina's face , Alex realized she really had no intentions but good ones.
" See Taylor? I told you , you cant sing , give it up , I'm bringing Zac
next time" Gina said pouting.
" NO , Gina , I'll get better
, I'll practice I swear!" Taylor pleaded.
" You are so pathetic
Taylor" Zac said , staring at his brother , clad in a dripping wet lobster suit , pleading with some girl he'd known for about
a day.
" And whats wrong with that Zachary??" Gina asked
sternly.
" N..nothing...Gina...sorry" Zac smiled sweetly at
her.
" Anyway Big Al , lets just go inside and chill with
Buddha , maybe he'll have some advice for you" Gina said , putting her arm around Alex , and heading inside , Zac and Taylor
following like lost little puppys.
" Hey girls..you look like
you need some tea , I'll go make some!" Ike said.
" He's
wearing my halter top"
" Alex , please , we all share here
, okay? No need to be selfish" Jenn said , from her spot on the couch that Lance was tied to with massive amounts of duct
tape.
" Hey Jennys , lemme have Buddha for a little" Gina
said.Jenn reluctanly handed him over , glaring at Zac the whole time.
2 hours later....
Alex was peacefully sleeping in her
bed when suddenly her door flying open and banging against the wall woke her up.
Gina , Jenn , Zac , Taylor , Lance , Buddha and Ike (in another one of Alex's halter tops) ran in.
Gina set a tape recorder down and hit play. The Macerena started and they all
began to do the dance.
" I hope this is a bad dream" Alex
mumbled , feeling like she didn't need to see Taylor Hanson shaking his ass in spandex , cause it was really creepy. She pulled
the covers her head but Jenn jumped on her and began to rapidly hump her.
" YOU LIKE THE BUTT SEX!!!" Jenn yelled as she continously humped Alex.
Alex sighed. It was going to be a long long night.
The Next Day.
Alex woke up and realized she
couldn't movie. Just as she was about to scream that she was paralyzed she realized Jenn was still laying on top of her. She
apparently fell asleep in the middle of one of her "the butt sex" romps. Gina and Taylor were laying together on the chair
in the corner of the room , and Zac was laying completley sprawled out on the floor with Buddha on his chest. Ike was nowhere
to be found....all that Alex knew was another one of her halter tops was missing.
She lightly pushed Jenn off of her. Jenn rolled off the bed , fell ontop of Zac/Buddha , who screamed
like a 4 year old girl , and jumped up , which then propelled Buddha into the air , and he somehow hit Taylor in the head
, Taylor in his drowsiness thought someone was trying to steal Gina from him , threw Buddha across the room and he hit Ike
just as he entered , knocking him back and causing him to somehow fall down the stairs.
" OH MY GOD!!!" Jenn shrieked and ran after Ike.
" Oooh Jenn's going to attend Ike...hehe....i sense some of the butt sex" Gina giggled.
They all scrambled out into the hallway and saw Ike laying at the bottom of the
stairs unconscious while Jenn cradled Buddha.
" Oh gosh Buddha
, you sure gave all of us a scare! You silly little Buddha , c'mon , I'll make you some breakfast" she cooed , stepping over
Ike and heading to the kitchen.
" So much for the butt sex"
Gina sighed.
" You guys woke me up!! i hate you all !! I'm
a bitch!! "
" Shutup Tia" was chorused by all.
" Well I'm gonna get a shower" Alex said , thinking she could finally get away
from the insanity for a little bit , and manage to look nice if Justin stopped by early.
"Okay Big Al , I'll save ya some breakfast! " Gina said cheerfully. She gave Alex a hug. Taylor
then reached over and hugged Gina.
" TAYLOR!! God , now i
have to go get a a shower . you are so disgusting." Gina glared at him.
Just as he started to cry , Alex shut the bathroom door.
She opened it 2 seconds later and sure enough Gina and Taylor were making out on the landing. She shook her head and
closed the door and locked it. She opened the shower curtain to start the water and screamed. Buddha was sitting in the bathtub.
" OH MY GOD! How did you get in here Buddha??" Alex exclaimed.
There was a knock on the door.
" Hey Al , i forgot to tell you Buddha's taking a shower now , you might wanna use the downstairs
one." Jenn yelled.
Alex sighed. A statue had beaten her out
of a shower.
She gathered her things and headed downstairs
, only to see Justin Timberlake sitting on the couch , watching t.v. with Ike (wearing Alex's favorite halter top).
" Hey Alex! I've been waiting for you!" Justin said , standing up.
Alex blushed furiously. She was wearing her Backstreet Boys pajamas and her hair
was a mess , and she didn't even have any makeup on.
" Well...I
gotta get a shower...be right back" she said quickly opening the door to Dawn and Lauren's room and shutting it safely behind
her.
She breathed a sigh of relief and turned around. Dawn
and Lauren were playing Scrabble with Ike , so she snuck by them and ran in to the bathroom , locking the door. She got a
nice long shower and got ready.
She walked out into the living
room , and Justin was no longer there.
" Um....Lance...have
you seen Justin?" Alex asked Lance , who was laying across the couch pouring choclate syrup into his mouth.
" Yeah , I think he went upstairs " Lance answered , then returned to his choclate
syrup.
Alex headed upstairs , she heard commotion coming from
Gina and Jenn's room so she pushed the door open. She saw a horrifying sight. taylor , Zac , Justin and Buddha , had apparently
all just gotton makeovers by Gina and Jenn. She wasn't sure what scared her more...the make-up , or the fact that Taylor had
nicer legs than all the girls on the trip.
" Uh...hey guys..."
Alex said...walking into the room slowly.
" Hey Big Al!!!
We gave the guys makeovers!! " Gina said grinning as she continued to crimp Zac's hair.
" I can see..." alex said...feeling a little uncomfortable that Justin wasn't bothered
by wearing Jenn's jean skirt. That's when she realized he was tied to Zac's leg.
"GUYS!!! Did you kidnap Justin??!!"
"
pshht....noo....he just wasn't too crazy about makeovers at first...he's happy now though , right JT?" Gina said.
"Uh , sure , just please , don't let her hump me anymore" Justin said , trembling
at the sight of Jenn.
"Ugh , you're such a baby" Jenn said , rolling her eyes and continuing to apply mascara to Buddha.
" Doesn't Zac look cute in my tube top?" Gina said smiling.
" GINA!!! You said Zac was cute!" Taylor pouted.
" Well I told you that those shorts weren't good on you , they're short on me , they look like
frickin hot pants on you!" Gina said.
" Are you saying my
legs are fat?" Taylor said ,his lower lip trembling.
" GOD
TAYLOR , you weigh 4 pounds!!!" Gina said.
He sniffled and
latched onto Gina's arm. She petted his hair.
While this was
going on , Alex untied Justin and let him go into the bathroom to change and wash the makeup of his face.
Suddenly Gina and Jenn rushed by in togas , chanting " All Hail Buddha , All Hail
Buddha" , while Taylor and Zac followed quickly.
" Wow...this
house gets weirder by the second" Justin said coming out of the bathroom in a speedo.
Alex gawked at him.
"Shit...I forgot
to put pants on again , didn't I?" he blushed a lovely pinkish color then dashed back into the bathroom.
Alex breathed in and out , this was almost too much for her to handle.
Suddenly the lights dimmed in the hallway and Marvin Gaye's "Lets Get It On" began
to play , the door to the bathroom swung open and Justin stood in the doorway in tight jeans and no shirt.
" Hello Alex" he said , in a voice much deeper than his own.
"well..hello Justin..." Alex responded , sashaying over to him in her red silk
halter dress that was so tight that she couldnt really breath.
"Who
the hell turned the lights off? You idiots" Tia grumbled , turning the lights on , and smashing the cd player.
Alex and Justin stared
at her as she went into her room and slammed the door behind her.
" So...uh...wanna go...hang out with Jenn , Gina , and Hanson?" Justin said , avoiding eye contact.
"sure i guess" Alex sighed and vowed revenge on Tia...oh yes...she would pay dearly.
to be continued....
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