Conversations

ITZaBreakdown: I lost my Simple plan cd
ITZaBreakdown: and my Jimmy Eat World cd
ITZaBreakdown: and one of my NFG cds
lordofheathens: kidnap a member of each band
lordofheathens: and hold them hostage
lordofheathens: for free cd's
ITZaBreakdown: good plan
ITZaBreakdown: ill do that
ITZaBreakdown: Simple Plan willi be at Warped Tour , as wil NFG
ITZaBreakdown: easy acess to kidnapping them
ITZaBreakdown: access
lordofheathens: cool
ITZaBreakdown: Ill kidnap the lead singers
lordofheathens: i know an easy way
lordofheathens: we could get helicopter flying lessons
ITZaBreakdown: what can they do without the lead singers? play instrumentals? hahahah
lordofheathens: and i'll hold it steady, and lower you down to the stage from 3 miles above so they don't hear the propellers
lordofheathens: and you jump from 1 mile, and land on the lead singer
lordofheathens: break bones, hopefully
lordofheathens: if not, you have a bat
lordofheathens: break something
lordofheathens: and grab the broken bone and try to rip it out of the skin
lordofheathens: if you get it, run with that... they'll want that back anyway
ITZaBreakdown: this is one of your best plans yet dave
lordofheathens: if you can't get it, grab them by the ass hairs and get into the awaiting get away car... i'll be driving... don't ask how, i'm just god.
ITZaBreakdown: obviously
lordofheathens: we'll go to the dungeon that we dig in secrecy at night under the abandoned mine, and call the president in the oval office from an un-tappable line we make ourselves
lordofheathens: and we say "we have your fucking lead singers, meet my demands or i'll punch them all in the throat. [evil laugh]"
ITZaBreakdown: hahahhaa
lordofheathens: and they say "anything, want control of our nuclear missles? money? world domination at the touch of a button?"
lordofheathens: and we say "get us copies of the nfg, simple plan, and jimmy eat world cd's
ITZaBreakdown: FOR FREE!
lordofheathens: that's assumed
ITZaBreakdown: we could ask for some stealth cars
lordofheathens: and they won't have them right away, or know where we are, so we have to eat the lead singers for nourishment
lordofheathens: no only the hanson's have stealth cars
ITZaBreakdown: aw man , i hate eating lead singers
ITZaBreakdown: it gives me a stomachache
lordofheathens: well they're so bony too
lordofheathens: it's like, "DAMN IT LEADSINGERS, don't you ever EAT?"
ITZaBreakdown: and they say no , the want to look like Britney Spears
lordofheathens: and we kick them after we eat them... but then we realize we're kicking each other in the stomach, and we pass out and soon die from internal injuries and bleeding
lordofheathens: you know why?
lordofheathens: because the government couldn't find us
lordofheathens: FUCK THE GOVERNMENT
ITZaBreakdown: DAMMIT !!
lordofheathens: ANARCHY RULES, GOVERNMENT DROOLS
ITZaBreakdown: STUPID FUCKING GOVERMENT!!!
ITZaBreakdown: its just like them to kill us!!! stupid fuckers!
lordofheathens: stupid cockjews
ITZaBreakdown: well , at least they lose their lead singers...haha
ITZaBreakdown: eat that government
lordofheathens: yea
lordofheathens: well they can't really
lordofheathens: WE ALREADY ATE THEM
lordofheathens: hahahaha lolol hahaha
ITZaBreakdown: HAHAHAHHAHAHA
ITZaBreakdown: LOLLOLOLOLOL!!!!!
lordofheathens: so
lordofheathens: staying on that track
lordofheathens: what should i put on my site
ITZaBreakdown: pictures of dead fish
lordofheathens: hmm
lordofheathens: that would be nice
lordofheathens: i need a scanner
ITZaBreakdown: yeah....you do...
ITZaBreakdown: you could steal one
ITZaBreakdown: or i could steal one when i go to steal your laptop
lordofheathens: yeah, when am i gettin that laptop?
ITZaBreakdown: soon
ITZaBreakdown: ..
lordofheathens: tomorrow?
ITZaBreakdown: possibly
ITZaBreakdown: im watching the simple plan video

Random exerts from some Gina and Alex conversations.

Andi 8155071: i wonder if nat noticed how big his head was when she first met him
MxPxThRaShEr: I make fun of him
MxPxThRaShEr: hahaha
MxPxThRaShEr: She had to have.
Andi 8155071: LOL!
MxPxThRaShEr: She was a fan , wasnt she?
Andi 8155071: that's funny
Andi 8155071: i dunno
Andi 8155071: but she has a tiny head. i bet they look funny kissing
MxPxThRaShEr: hahahhaha
MxPxThRaShEr: i bet they do look funny.
Andi 8155071: lol
MxPxThRaShEr: I wonder about their wedding lol. They had to kiss there! haha. I would feel weird. Being like 18 and having to kiss my boyfriend in front of my whole family , and his.
MxPxThRaShEr: Even if it was a wedding lol.
Andi 8155071: i wonder if taylor was nervous and felt like passing out
Andi 8155071: if i was there (like watching ya know) i'd be laughing, and everyone would look at me and be like shhhhhhh
Andi 8155071: and i'd say "but his head..... it's so big!"
MxPxThRaShEr: I wonder if he tried to jump in his car and leave for mexico at the last minute? with zac's encouragement of course.
MxPxThRaShEr: hahhahaha
MxPxThRaShEr: oh man , me and you shoulda been there!
MxPxThRaShEr: lol
Andi 8155071: hahaa that would have been great
Andi 8155071: time for pink
MxPxThRaShEr: We could have hit on Zac and Ike the whole time. haha.
MxPxThRaShEr: yay for pink! lol.
Andi 8155071: that would be soo funny, they'd be like "do you mind???" i'd say "wanna get a room after this shit is over??"
Andi 8155071: very loudly
MxPxThRaShEr: hahhahahha!
Andi 8155071: so taylor would get embarrassed
MxPxThRaShEr: Oh gosh , that wouuld be hilarious!! lol.
MxPxThRaShEr: natalie would come after us , trying to kill us with her heels on her shoes lol.
Andi 8155071: *sigh* i hate taylor
Andi 8155071: why did he have to knock her up

Andi 8155071: omg.. my cat farted
MxPxThRaShEr: hahhahahaa
Andi 8155071: soo sick
MxPxThRaShEr: dude animal farts smell way worse than human ones
MxPxThRaShEr: lol
Andi 8155071: lol!
MxPxThRaShEr: when my dog farts i want to kill myself
MxPxThRaShEr: lol
Andi 8155071: i hate dog farts! eww
Andi 8155071: lol we're talking about farts..
MxPxThRaShEr: haha yeah we are.
MxPxThRaShEr: we're so kool.
Andi 8155071: yep
Andi 8155071: we talk about animals farting and hanson boys peeing...
MxPxThRaShEr: Yeah I know. Its great!!!

Lynz672 (1:07:27 AM): he's all "what do you mean the new brand new cd?"
Lynz672 (1:07:32 AM): and i'm all "uh...the new one"
MxPxThRaShEr (1:07:40 AM): i hate him so much
MxPxThRaShEr (1:07:42 AM): and i dont even know him
Lynz672 (1:07:45 AM): "the one with the quiet things thta no one ever knows"
Lynz672 (1:07:49 AM): and he's all "whats that?"
MxPxThRaShEr (1:07:58 AM): you SHOULD have told him it was a completley different band
MxPxThRaShEr (1:08:02 AM): he never would have realized it
Lynz672 (1:08:10 AM): so i said "fuck you...way to know nothing abotu the music you supposedly love"
Lynz672 (1:08:14 AM): hahah...he's a fuck face
Lynz672 (1:08:21 AM): i hate him for pretending to like good music
Lynz672 (1:08:24 AM): go listen to nelly
Lynz672 (1:08:26 AM): loser
MxPxThRaShEr (1:08:48 AM): hahah seriously
MxPxThRaShEr (1:08:50 AM): i hate him too
MxPxThRaShEr (1:08:52 AM): tell him that
MxPxThRaShEr (1:08:59 AM): tell him I will kill him very very soon
Lynz672 (1:09:03 AM): hahah...i want to
Lynz672 (1:09:07 AM): it just makes me mad
Lynz672 (1:09:17 AM): and then my roommate pretends like she likes good music too
Lynz672 (1:09:19 AM): but she doesn't
MxPxThRaShEr (1:09:28 AM): it makes me mad too. cause we obviously like good music and HAVE liked good music
MxPxThRaShEr (1:09:31 AM): since we were three years old
Lynz672 (1:09:32 AM): how bout...neither of them have ever heard of the suicide machines/the buzz poets
MxPxThRaShEr (1:09:43 AM): what the fuck is wrong witht hem
MxPxThRaShEr (1:09:46 AM): are they aliens
MxPxThRaShEr (1:09:48 AM): or mutants
Lynz672 (1:09:55 AM): we've listened to rock music for years...they just switched from britney spears to rock and it pisses me off
MxPxThRaShEr (1:09:58 AM): or abercrombie bred freaks of nature
Lynz672 (1:10:06 AM): they both love their american eagle
Lynz672 (1:10:09 AM): i hate it
MxPxThRaShEr (1:10:10 AM): thats it
MxPxThRaShEr (1:10:12 AM): they need to die
Lynz672 (1:10:15 AM): hahha...
MxPxThRaShEr (1:10:16 AM): i cant take that shit
MxPxThRaShEr (1:10:22 AM): its an insult to my....mom
Lynz672 (1:10:23 AM): and you don't even have to deal w/ them
Lynz672 (1:10:31 AM): your mom must be quite insulted
MxPxThRaShEr (1:10:35 AM): i feel terrible that you have to deal with them
MxPxThRaShEr (1:10:45 AM): I dont know what I would do if i was in your position
MxPxThRaShEr (1:10:47 AM): oh wait i do...
Lynz672 (1:10:47 AM): i bet neither of them can name 2 nirvana songs
Lynz672 (1:10:50 AM): just nirvana
MxPxThRaShEr (1:10:54 AM): i would take my hammer....and smash their heads..
MxPxThRaShEr (1:11:00 AM): lol i bet they can't either
Lynz672 (1:11:01 AM): they were even a POPULAR rock band
Lynz672 (1:11:02 AM): losers
Lynz672 (1:11:08 AM): hammer
MxPxThRaShEr (1:11:11 AM): lets quiz them one day
Lynz672 (1:11:14 AM): hmm...that gives me an idea
Lynz672 (1:11:16 AM): quiz
Lynz672 (1:11:17 AM): ?
Lynz672 (1:11:18 AM): i'm in
Lynz672 (1:11:34 AM): give me a band that switched their name...
Lynz672 (1:11:42 AM): and i'll be all "oh remember .....whoever..."
MxPxThRaShEr (1:11:43 AM): we'll tell them its a punk rock quiz and every question they get wrong , they have to give up on e GOOD band that they pretend to like
Lynz672 (1:11:47 AM): and they'll be all "who"
MxPxThRaShEr (1:11:48 AM): we will slowly regain our bands
Lynz672 (1:11:57 AM): hahha....that's a great idea
MxPxThRaShEr (1:11:59 AM): hahaha
MxPxThRaShEr (1:12:10 AM): we can win this battle
Lynz672 (1:12:11 AM): sam used to give me punk lessons in high school
MxPxThRaShEr (1:12:13 AM): we DONT loosebattles
Lynz672 (1:12:16 AM): before she moved
MxPxThRaShEr (1:12:16 AM): haha me too!!
Lynz672 (1:12:26 AM): that's probably why we listen to the same bands now
Lynz672 (1:12:28 AM): because of sam
MxPxThRaShEr (1:12:34 AM): she used to like teach me a punk fact every day lol!
MxPxThRaShEr (1:12:38 AM): haha probobly!
MxPxThRaShEr (1:12:40 AM): we owe her
MxPxThRaShEr (1:12:42 AM): our lives
Lynz672 (1:12:43 AM): haha...she made me take notes
MxPxThRaShEr (1:12:51 AM): hahaha
Lynz672 (1:12:51 AM): on punk bands that didn't suck
MxPxThRaShEr (1:12:54 AM): she's a mastermind
Lynz672 (1:13:00 AM): i seriously didn't even know who the dead kennedys
Lynz672 (1:13:01 AM): we
Lynz672 (1:13:02 AM): r
Lynz672 (1:13:02 AM): e
Lynz672 (1:13:10 AM): hahha....wow...i got enter key crazy there
MxPxThRaShEr (1:13:15 AM): haha it happens
Lynz672 (1:13:19 AM): anyway...sam taught me all about them
MxPxThRaShEr (1:13:31 AM): yes sam introduced me to the sex pistols , she brought in books to educate me
Lynz672 (1:13:40 AM): lol...and goldfinger
MxPxThRaShEr (1:13:46 AM): and the bouncing souls and antiflag
MxPxThRaShEr (1:13:49 AM): oh sam
Lynz672 (1:13:52 AM): wow....we need to do something for this girl
MxPxThRaShEr (1:13:56 AM): i know!
Lynz672 (1:13:58 AM): she worked miracles
MxPxThRaShEr (1:13:59 AM): she has helped us so much
Lynz672 (1:14:01 AM): oooh!!! and the vandals
Lynz672 (1:14:04 AM): and the circle jerks
MxPxThRaShEr (1:14:05 AM): YES!
MxPxThRaShEr (1:14:08 AM): and YES again!
Lynz672 (1:14:11 AM): hahah...
Lynz672 (1:14:17 AM): what should we do for her?
Lynz672 (1:14:26 AM): maybe we could mail her a picture of us...
Lynz672 (1:14:31 AM): listening to punk rock music
MxPxThRaShEr (1:14:33 AM): lol with mohawks
Lynz672 (1:14:41 AM): and no shirts
Lynz672 (1:14:43 AM): wait...
Lynz672 (1:14:45 AM): maybe with shirts
MxPxThRaShEr (1:14:48 AM): lol...hmm...
MxPxThRaShEr (1:14:55 AM): yeaaah maybe with shirts
Lynz672 (1:15:02 AM): she was a super cool girl
MxPxThRaShEr (1:15:09 AM): yes its true.
Lynz672 (1:15:09 AM): i stopped hanging out with her when she moved
Lynz672 (1:15:17 AM): because we stopped riding the same bus
MxPxThRaShEr (1:15:30 AM): i stopped hanging out with her like....junior year I think. or maybe it was senior.
MxPxThRaShEr (1:15:33 AM): i cant remember.
Lynz672 (1:15:37 AM): me neither
MxPxThRaShEr (1:15:39 AM): we were pretty tight for awhile though.
Lynz672 (1:15:42 AM): when did she move?
Lynz672 (1:15:45 AM): I KNOW!! me too!
Lynz672 (1:15:54 AM): i used to get off the bus at her stop like every freaking day
MxPxThRaShEr (1:16:19 AM): i cant remember when she moved...i should though...cause i helped her paint her room and rip up the floorboards
MxPxThRaShEr (1:16:27 AM): im gonna say sophmore yar
MxPxThRaShEr (1:16:28 AM): year*
MxPxThRaShEr (1:16:32 AM): it had to have been around there
Lynz672 (1:16:32 AM): really??? hmmm.....
MxPxThRaShEr (1:16:38 AM): cause thats when i was really good friends with her
Lynz672 (1:16:41 AM): i guess that's when we stopped hanging out
Lynz672 (1:16:42 AM): sigh
Lynz672 (1:16:53 AM): we should make a poster for her
MxPxThRaShEr (1:17:01 AM): i slept over her house a ton , and we would make HUGE breakfasts in the morning. it was crazy.
MxPxThRaShEr (1:17:03 AM): weshould
MxPxThRaShEr (1:17:05 AM): she would love it
MxPxThRaShEr (1:17:12 AM): she was probobly so proud to see us at warped tour
MxPxThRaShEr (1:17:18 AM): shes like our mother basically
Lynz672 (1:17:36 AM): awww...her work w/ us really paid off
MxPxThRaShEr (1:17:51 AM): yes it idd
MxPxThRaShEr (1:17:53 AM): did*
MxPxThRaShEr (1:17:55 AM): i CANT TYPE AHH
MxPxThRaShEr (1:18:02 AM): cause im like shivering violently
MxPxThRaShEr (1:18:04 AM): probobly
Lynz672 (1:18:32 AM): uh oh
Lynz672 (1:18:37 AM): maybe you're dying
MxPxThRaShEr (1:19:03 AM): or i just refuse to turn my air condtioner off , even though i should
MxPxThRaShEr (1:19:12 AM): hmm
MxPxThRaShEr (1:19:13 AM): lol
Lynz672 (1:19:18 AM): you should
MxPxThRaShEr (1:19:24 AM): THIS IS CRAZY. saves the day needs to die.
MxPxThRaShEr (1:19:25 AM): i mean
MxPxThRaShEr (1:19:27 AM): no
MxPxThRaShEr (1:19:33 AM): i mean they need to go back
MxPxThRaShEr (1:19:40 AM): back to the "Can't Slow Down" days
MxPxThRaShEr (1:19:49 AM): ROCKS TONIC JUICE MAJIC
MxPxThRaShEr (1:19:55 AM): MAGIC* lol
Lynz672 (1:21:02 AM): i'm sorry saves the day is disappointing you
Lynz672 (1:21:09 AM): maybe you should write them a lettte
Lynz672 (1:21:10 AM): r
MxPxThRaShEr (1:21:20 AM): im just surpised
MxPxThRaShEr (1:21:30 AM): i really dug the older stuff and cant slow down i thought was alright.
MxPxThRaShEr (1:21:39 AM): but this...this will take some getting used to
MxPxThRaShEr (1:21:43 AM): hes hitting high notes!!!
Lynz672 (1:21:44 AM): i'm sorry....do your best
Lynz672 (1:21:46 AM): ack!
MxPxThRaShEr (1:21:47 AM): repeatedly!
Lynz672 (1:21:48 AM): really?
MxPxThRaShEr (1:21:51 AM): oh chris
MxPxThRaShEr (1:22:00 AM): you know
MxPxThRaShEr (1:22:03 AM): we're going to seee them
MxPxThRaShEr (1:22:05 AM): n the 23rd
MxPxThRaShEr (1:22:09 AM): where i can bitchslap him
Lynz672 (1:22:14 AM): omg! there's a boy here....who likes the dropkick murpheys......
Lynz672 (1:22:19 AM): do bitchslap him
MxPxThRaShEr (1:22:50 AM): marry him!!
Lynz672 (1:23:33 AM): hahah...he's super strange...like he dresses really preppy (like me) but then he all rocks out to the dropkick murpheys...and dashboard....and saves the day (that's what made me think of it)